SARAH NICOLE JONES
Producers' Assistant/Writers' PA
Though various historians disagree on the date, Sarah Nicole Jones was rumored to have been born sometime in the 1980's. Reports from this time in history are unreliable at best, but we do know that she comes from Louisiana - a planet just south of the Mason-Dixon line. Her family was 16th generation New Orleans, which meant she could trace her illustrious lineage back to the pirate and the *cough* harlot that founded that muggy bog.
Faced with going into the family business of moonshining/swamp spelunking, she opted, instead, to strike out West. From this time, evidence suggests that she led a small band of Chilean rebel fighters to freedom, won the Nobel prized for nuclear fission and finished high school. Documents have recently come to light suggesting that Sarah then attended Loyola Marymount University, where she earned dual degrees in both Tom Foolery and Shenanigans.
Post-grad she found herself as a member of the NBC Page Program - made famous by Kenneth on the series 30 Rock. Afterwards, sources indicated, she then spent some time infiltrating the world of corporate production until Todd Sharp of Denver and Count Bruce of the House of Miller offered her a position on Eureka. Her time at Eureka has been wonderful - where she has been lauded for her IT skills and being the only person in the office to have high-fived the pope. In the coming year she hopes to start and quit a variety of exotic hobbies including (but not limited to) - big game hunting, ancient Chinese calligraphy, underwater basket weaving, cooking, and world domination.

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